i need to make my girlfriend laugh again?

Question

i make my girlfriend laugh all the time, at high school im known as the craziest and funniest kid.., but im running out of jokes!


i just want to here her laugh again, i cant think of anything, please give me some jokes or something to do to make her laugh again, it would make my day, and ill give stars to whoever answers with an actual ANSWER

Answer 1

be yourself, unless you straight up copied Dane Cook, your're probably a pretty funny guy naturally

...but there's always the one about the preacher and a rabbi who go sky diving... (just enjoy her company and be yourself)

Answer 2

Some advice for you and read this carefully. Dump both of them. Choosing your friends is one of the few things you have control of in this life. And neither of these individuals are real friends in any way,shape or form! Somebody with anger issues will lead you into trouble either directly or indirectly. You will be judged by the company you keep. Evil company corrupts good habits. And your gf is no good. Any nice lady who thought anything of her partner wouldn't laugh at him getting a thumping. Move on-there is better out there. All the best for the future.

Answer 3

The Three Types of Bras

A man walks into the woman's section of a department store and tells the sales
clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
"Type?" inquires the man, "there's more than one type?"
"There are three types." Replies the clerk,
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It is really very easy. The Catholic type supports the
masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen and the Baptist type makes
mountain's out of mole hills."

Answer 4

well Mr. comic OK so these two old ;ladies are outside a nursing home smoking cigs and it start to rain so one of the ladies puts a condom over her cigarette and her friend says what is that and she says it is a condom to keep your cigarette dry in the rain and her friend says where can you get them and her friend tells her at a gas station so the next day the old lady goes to the gas station and ask for some condoms and when the clerk asked her what type she said doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel
if you need anymore let me know

Answer 5

My boyfriend let his whiskers grow out for awhile and made a comment that it looked like he was growing a cactus on his face. It made me laugh out loud..he shaved soon after..

Answer 6

Sorry I don't have any "material" for you, but I think that's a really sweet gesture. Hope you find something to get her laughing again.

Answer 7

Just be you...you dont need jokes to make people like you or want to be around you...sweet talk her as well :) good luck

Answer 8

ok so a man goes to work and he has a black eye. his co-worker is like "what happened to you?"
the man replies " i was at church and when we stood up to sing the women in fromt of me got her dreess stuck uo her butt so i pulled it for her. then she turned around and punched me!?"
the co-worker laughs and warns him no t to do it again
the next week he comes in and he's just beat to hell.
the co-worker asks what happens and he replies
" the same women was a t church and got her dress stuck up her but when she stood up, and this time the guy next to me pulled it out so i stuck it back in real quick "

Answer 9

Tell her that "YOU" are the "STAR": that should make her laugh.

Answer 10

put a mask over her mouth and nose and make her inhale nitrous oxide.