in a benedictine monk chanting type of way and I have adressed him "Gott in Himmel" yet he doesn't answer - is there a language I have missed?
2007-11-19 11:22:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
god only answers if u are wearing pink polka dotted bunny rabbit slippers, facing east, standing on the highest brick building in a 47.32 kilometer radius, and holding a piece of celery at exactly 72nd/160ths of a foot long
ladies: also make sure your face is clean shaven
2007-11-19 11:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by ps_mwa_af 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am awed at your command of language if you have prayed in EVERY language and EVERY accent. I'm no mathematician but the combination of accents and languages must be a staggering number. I have this wonderful image of you praying in Lithuanian with a geordie accent.
Perhaps god doesn't know all of these languages or can't understand your accents. There again perhaps he just doesn't exist.
2007-11-19 19:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like females with the two a comfortable Glaswegian accessory or Geordie accessory. The southern Wales one is amazingly effective spoken by potential of the two genders. I dislike the Liverpudlian and Brummie accents. i'm somewhat Mancunian individually with a splash bit Lancs. different than i've got lived in Essex for 5 years and in basic terms sound incorrect. I say "e book" as in "success" now and not as in "Luke".
2016-10-02 02:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by decaneo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're expecting a voice from the clouds, you will most likely be very disappointed. The language of thought is universal.
Listen for the casual reply in the events which unfold in your life.
I hope you find what you are looking for.
2007-11-19 11:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes God's voice is like
*a still small voice within*
He knows the full and complete contents of your heart xx
Shalom to you lovely billybonzobones
2007-11-19 11:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The language of Humility?
http://www.needgod.com
2007-11-19 11:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by insert_ nickname_ here! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try PigLatin
Psudepigrapha
Anyway, just be from the heart and talk to him as a child to a father.
or just pray the Our Father.
2007-11-19 12:02:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he is saying"NO" and you do not want to hear Him. He does answer all prays but how he answers is not always obvious. Peace
2007-11-19 11:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by PARVFAN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Language has nothing to do with it!
What is your relationship with G*D like?
Are you asking for stuff for yourself?
Or is your prayer in tune with G*Ds will?
2007-11-19 11:26:41 · answer #9 · answered by Robert S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's your point? He heard you the first time, but He answers you if you are not playing games and only in His name.
2007-11-19 11:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by GI Jane 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋