A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered. But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed. 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. The mother-in-law left.
When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, & laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. still some more!!!
2007-11-19 11:20:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing, ' he said, 'What's for dinner?'.
2007-11-19 11:20:56 · update #1
Very funny!
I hope it wasn't based on a true story though, because I've got this vision of the husband having the iron embedded in his head!
2007-11-19 11:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Watsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 11:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-19 11:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by Natalie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-11-19 11:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by ひいらぎ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha lol
old one but a very good one
2007-11-19 20:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Ungrateful man, lol.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
2007-11-20 10:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-11-19 15:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats a good one
2007-11-19 13:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh snap...wouldnt like to be her husband for the next...rest of his life probly (lol which, thinking about it wont be too long)
2007-11-19 11:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha outch!!!
hes about to get slapped
2007-11-19 12:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋