What Kind Of -ese Are You?

Question

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA,when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over the question.

The American, now irritated, then yell, "What kind of -ese are you? Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, etc......"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of ' -key' was he.

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I ?!"

The Japanese said, "Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee?"

Lesson: Never insult anyone.

Answer 1

Hehehe....I liked u man. You always try to make others happy. I liked ur attitude. Coming to the question.....

I understand that the American lost his temper, coolness and became frustrated. He actually thought to tease his counterpart and make fun of him but he himself became a funny person. You reminded me a proverb in my mother tongue....

"Yevaru teesukunna gothilo Vallay padutaru..."lol...

means

The person who tried to dig a pit for the other, he himself will fall into the pit before the other.

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

Yes I was thinking he was a "donkey" for sure

Answer 4

WHoa great one hehehehe i like it

Answer 5

Oh! wise sage - how right you are! CJ

Answer 6

Rofl!!!

Answer 7

thank you for the lesson teacher.....hehehe

Answer 8

So funny! ha!ha!

Answer 9

i think that Ole boy was from KENTUCKY

Answer 10

lol