A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check up. The doctor asked him how he's feeling.
The 90-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime bear sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang and the bear fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that bear."
The doctor replied..... "My point exactly."
2007-11-19 10:28:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.........I forgot where was my stomach for a moment....:D
2007-11-19 15:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by yash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaaaa! Excellent!
2007-11-20 21:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 19:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao that's a good one.
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2007-11-19 19:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by CIWWAF ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch...
2007-11-19 21:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! Good and funny!
2007-11-19 19:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor grandpa!
2007-11-19 18:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awhhhhhh....thats funny
2007-11-19 22:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..reality sure hard to take..hahaha
2007-11-19 21:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful - thanks - loved it! Needed a chuckle about now!
CJ
2007-11-19 22:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋