Wanna hear some jokes about my home state?

Question

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in
front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.
Iowa-Idiots out wandering around
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Iowa: Just east of Omaha
Iowa: it is easy to spell
Dumb Iowa Laws
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
Dubuque
Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
Indianola
The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
Fort Madison
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Marshalltown
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
Ottumwa
Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.

WHAT ARE SOME JOKES ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE FROM? ;)

Answer 1

im from alabama some weird laws here:
its illegal to wear stilettos in downtown mobile.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

theres a ton more.. but i cant remember them all

Answer 2

Those are really funny. Okay, I'm from Arkansas and there is this one thing, it's not really a joke, but it is true!

It says that if you stick 100 arkansans in one room, 50 of them will be related, while the other 50 will be old high school buddies.

There is this other stuff that says...
"You might be from AR if..."
...you know all 4 seasons: Before Summer, Summer, After Summer, and Christmas.
...you call all soft drinks a coke, example: What kinda coke you want?
...going to Wal-Mart is considered a family trip as in 'goin Walmartin'.
...your school lets out for Camo Day or Deer Day ((mine does both)).
...your grandmother just wont accept the fact that Elvis is dead.
...bying your tractor was the second best day of your life.

There's alot more, but I cant remember all of them.

Answer 3

I am fom California and here are my weird laws:
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Cathedral City
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
One may not bring their dog to school.
Cerritos
All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Fresno
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Glendale
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
Long Beach
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
I guess thats enough for now!!!!!!!!!
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Answer 4

I live in Virginia. These are my dumb laws:

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

Full Text

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

Full Text

You may not have oral or anal sex.

Explanation
Full Text

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
Police radar detectors are illegal.

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Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is illegal to tickle women.
No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

Virginia kinda looks like the words: "virgin" and "v*gina"

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/virginia/

Answer 5

Haha ! Funny ! I like the first one .
I don't know any jokes about where
I am from .
- JB Fan ! <3

Answer 6

Good joke and are those rules for real? I am from Ohio but can't think of any jokes.

Answer 7

wow. are those laws real? where is Iowa on the map anyways.

Answer 8

Cool.
Funny.

Answer 9

These are hilarious. Great joke compilation!!!

Answer 10

Hilarious************** In florida unmarried women are not allowed to parachute on Sundays