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A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet.The penguin goes and buys himself an ice cream then goes back to the garage.

“Oh, hello,” says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth.

“Hello,” replies the penguin. “Was it anything serious?”

“Not really, but it looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

“Oh no, no, no!” says the penguin, wiping his mouth. “It’s just ice cream.”

2007-11-19 09:29:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

HAHAHA lol I GET IT ,............If you dont get it the penguin... the mechanic thinks the penguin get a bj from a seal! LOL!!!!

2007-11-19 11:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Iffy J. 2 · 2 0

I like penguins but these jokes don't make sense/

2016-05-24 05:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-19 11:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Different.Amusing.

2007-11-19 09:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0 0

oh ha ha that is funny in a weird but cute way!! Good job my friend keep it up!!

2007-11-19 09:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by collie-ollie 3 · 1 0

i didnt get it, but i still laughed. why? i think half of me got it and the other half is asleep. lol

2007-11-19 09:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Guilty is he, lol.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Bare hug.!!

2007-11-20 10:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

haha! i got an email with that one!! still hilarious!! gunna tell my friends about that one!!

2007-11-20 00:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

omg that wuz hella nasty but very funny

2007-11-19 09:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by eckoboi16 3 · 2 0

PMSl.original....loved it xo

2007-11-19 16:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0 0

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