Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com.
4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN.'
7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favours"
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
11. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
12. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13. Don't use any punctuation
14. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15. Ask people what sex they are.
16. Specify that your drive through order is "to go."
19. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
20. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
21. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22. Five days in advance tell your co-workers you can't attend the social event because you're not in the mood.
23. Pretend your phone is a CB when talking with clients.
2007-11-19 09:16:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok ill be honest with you, working for dad right you with me so far yea? well he wouldn't fall for any of them. o well ill try a few just incase i get him on a off day
2007-11-19 10:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have to be honest with him; making up some lie would be difficult, and that never works anyway. So just tell him, politely, that him dropping his pen every few seconds is really nerve-wracking for you, and is affecting your work. Ask him to please stop flipping the pen, as that's what's causing him to drop it all the time. If he's an adult, he'll understand.
2016-04-04 22:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is number 17 and 18
2007-11-19 10:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Load marbles behind those cabinet doors that swing up. The person opens the door, marbles fall out, and make a lot of noise.
I call this guy once a day from a different phone and hang up. It's been 6 months and he still has not figured out it is me.
2007-11-19 09:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by WhydoIdothis 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
That is such an old, but one of the very few which still makes me laugh my bonce off when I read it again.
That, and the old, old one about 'genuine' answers given by contestants on Family Fortunes. Does anyone have a copy of that, by the way?!!
2007-11-19 09:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Lily & Stu Too 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 11:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Absolutely fantastic. You're an absolute evil genius.
2007-11-19 09:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by john k 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!
Some good ones there I would really like to try out!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
10/10 you are a star!!! *
2007-11-19 09:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmfao@ no 1 and 15
2007-11-19 09:34:19 · answer #9 · answered by Bando L 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank you VERY much Mr Blueskycarp
2007-11-20 03:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋