and really big feet. he's also very tall, does that mean hes big.. down there? >.<
2007-11-19 09:12:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No, that is a myth.
2007-11-19 09:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by Poppet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ithink your boyfreind comes from a long line of hitchhikers, all with bleedin' masive thumbs. You see the thumb its a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker, helps with work. Ya know what I mean? Only problem was, when he was a child, his thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff, Disgusting! Even his own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda, 'Aagh! What is it!? Get it out of here! It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!' she'd say.
In search of a miracle, he wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told him of a magic shaman: part man, part hornet. So he went looking for him. He went everywhere. He combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out it was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And he stood there, with his thumb out, and it stung it, and it stung it. It grabbed onto it, it was like it was making love to it with it's sting. In and out, in and out, more and more! Oh the pus, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle! Your boyfreind didn't know what was happening. Oh for days he was in a trance. But when he came to, there it was. Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion! 'A miracle!' he said, 'A miracle, you're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?' And it said to me, 'Five hundred euros.' 'Five hundred euros!? You won't see penny one from me you slag!' And as he raised his thumb up, to smash its tiny skull in he could see in its little insect face, could see it thinkin', 'Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb! And now it's killing me! My own beastly creation, killin' me dead. The sweet irony.'
I think he said' that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, it coulda just been shittin' itself.
2007-11-19 09:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by SJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea, it's true. when guys have big feet, they definitely wear big socks.
2007-11-19 09:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by Self-Proclaimed Expert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahaha maybe:]]
whats to complain about..?
*i heard that if they put their thumbs together thats how long its supposed to be.. then again this guy i know did it - he had little thumbs, but his .... was huge!
2007-11-19 09:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA>....wow...no. different for every guy sweetie despite their height, feet, and hand sizes.
2007-11-19 09:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Coolio A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never know. Is he skinny. If so then yeah probably. Everyone is different so you never know.
2007-11-19 09:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you ask him? I'm sure he'd be happy to show you.
2007-11-19 09:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jason H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what they say...big feet....big shoes....hehe.
2007-11-19 09:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by J c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha these responses er hm mm no it doesn't
2007-11-19 09:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! YOU ARE HORNY HUH?
Just kidding........not really.....
anyways. IDK............pull down his pants and look
2007-11-19 09:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by egaltt23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋