I'm building a bonfire, what book should I burn first?

Question

markbdarkus, NICE SLAM. Been a practicing Christian of awhile eh? LOL.

Answer 1

Lee Strobel's "The Case For Christ"

I didn't know we had an operations manual at the ACLU. Must be well-hidden as I've been a proud member for years.

Answer 2

one answer is correct, thin books burn better than thick ones,

use 24 pounds of powdered thermite to get the show on the road, stack the books vertically and place the thermite between the books as well as on top of them

you can also use old computer tape, (like the univac computers with the 1 k dumps some of us remember using) to keep the fire good and hot.

now for books,
it takes a village, written by some old woman
anything written by al gore

if you think about it, it would be symbolic to burn mr. green's works after you look at his monthly utilities.

Answer 3

The Book of Mormon, followed by the Pearl of Great Price and Doctrine and Covenants.

Then add in Dianetics by L Ron Hubbard and Science and Heath by Mary Baker Eddy.

To get the fire going you'll need something printed on newsprint like paper, nothing better than the Watch Tower Magazine for that. Use lots of them.

Once you get a good fire going you'll want to add in a book written in Arabic which sometimes starts with the letter K and sometimes with the letter Q.

Don't forget the ACLU operations manual!

Answer 4

Harry Potter?

Answer 5

The entire Charles Dickens collection .The guy was just one horrible writer
Then on top of that you can add any book written by a celebrity -especially the self-help ones. They should really use much much softer paper to print those books with
Then on top of that you can add the entire collection of Rachel Ray cookbooks and
maybe some Cher albums.

Answer 6

I've got some old Java 1.0 books that are pretty useless. You can burn thsoe if you want.

Answer 7

try harry potter series.

those books are trash.

while the bible might be fake, it does have historical and anthropological merit as the beliefs and social norms of the past.

EDIT:

if you are an atheist and you said "bible" you should be ashamed of yourself and ask yourself why you don't believe in god. Is it because you are bieng rebellious and saying "i hate god" to piss of your parents, or is it because you have really looked at the facts logically.

if its the former, then you are no better than the bible geek who blindly follows what people tell him. you have a brain, use it.

Answer 8

i know how to burn books!=
the thinner the easier or u end up with pages less
its a a trick .............todoitrite&efficient
igottrix............pleaseallowme2introducemyself=poor&infamous
idoknow=burnmakesheat=?

Answer 9

Arab Seafaring

The most boring book I've ever read

Answer 10

your log book . stop driving its bad for the environment