Sorry, slightly tortured grammar. So if your cat became a "cat who lunched" or something and the conversation came around to their humans, how would your cat describe you?
Sophie: I dunno, tall.
Poppy: Warm armpits. Moves too much though. She's a bed hog.
Sophie: I don't know about that, but she looks pretty darned good to me when she's in the kitchen! Really, she's just an ambulatory can opener. She serves no other purpose that I can see.
Poppy: You're right Sophie! I didn't think of that.
2007-11-19 07:46:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Once again, I cannot possibly choose a best answer. I got a hearty laugh from most of these (particularly the one about the man who naps). So I give you to a jury of your peers. Good luck, and thank you for sharing!
2007-11-20 03:03:07 · update #1
Monster: Annoying. Demanding. Doesn't give me food always when I want it but only n-times per day. Wants to cuddle me when I want to sleep. Won't stand still when I want to use her as scratchpost.
2007-11-19 07:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My cat is black very beautiful with aqua eyes, they were electric blue when i had him as a kitten and very striking, mostly i think because he was so dark and there would be these two bright blue orbs looking up, they gradually changed to a green/blue and then a bit of pale yellow came in. When the sun is in his eyes i can see all three colors mingled together, they are very pale though. He has a pointy face is tall and long and slender and his meow is like a mouse. When people see him they say he is the nicest looking cat they have ever seen. He is the nicest cat i've ever seen but then again i'm bias. Would upload a picture of him but don't know how to, not very good with the whole computer thing.
2016-04-04 22:49:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats = Zelda and Hunter
Zelda: She loves me the most. You are a hooligan and just because you are huge, it doesn't mean She's going to feed you goodies all day long.
Hunter: She loves me even more, because I have so much personality. I'm a tuxedo rocket and beside, only I am vigorous enough to wake her up! Can you rattle the door or open it? No! I am supreme and all humans in this house are at mi beck and call.
Zelda: What?!!! You are arrogant! I admit that He loves you more, but seriously they laugh at you behind your back. I can't believe you are my own brother!
Hunter: I can usually persuade one of them to give me a treat. I like it shen She rubs me behind the ears and tips me over on my side for a hug and a back rub. Besides, She is always up to something new. I wish she would let me into the bathroom with her. Why did She put me in the basement at 3 AM last night? She could just as well have fed us and let us out.
Zelda: You are always jealous and trying to monopolize these humans. Why try to go outside when it's trying to snow? I used to think these people were Gods and could change the weather for me. Now I see they are just some kind of loving servants of ours. Where is my chicken snack?
Hunter: I don't want Him or Her to spend too much time on the computer or reading books. They are supposed to pet only me and look into my eyes, adoring me!
2007-11-19 08:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blue: She is the mate of the Handsome Man who feeds us, no?
Buddy: I think so. Hey, is that a crow on the lawn?
Blue: Pay attention - this is supposed to be a survey.
Buddy: (Looks up from licking butt). Oh, sorry.
Blue: She has a substandard lap compared to the Handsome Man. And her tolerance for stinkiness is much lower.
Buddy: But she let's me chase her around the couch and doesn't get too mad when I jump on her back. She is easily manipulated by chirpy purring.
Blue: And she DID spring me from the pokey. Did you know they almost gassed me, the b*stards! So I suppose I must give her credit where credit is due. The Handsome Man tolerates her; I suppose I can, too.
Buddy: Are we done? Let's go eat again and take another dump and then sleep.
2007-11-19 10:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Waylong and Willie, kittens of destiny would probably have the following report to give:
"She exacts her revenge on us chewing through multiple phone and computer cords by using a contraption called a vacuum cleaner on a regular basis. She insists on feeding us breakfast at 7 am, when we'd clearly prefer it at 5 am. We like her though, she makes fun games and toys and always lets us root through boxes and bags. We DO get cooked chicken for breakfast, too. So all in all, she's a decent lady. We could really do without those bathing wipes every Friday though."
I think they have a simpler view of my husband- something like this.
"What an excellent napper! He's a joy to lie upon! We love him lots! I'm not sure where he goes every day, but we love it when he comes home because he always just walks in the door and lies on the floor to play with and love us."
2007-11-19 08:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Julie6962 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Little Girl: She touches me when I don't want to be touched but gives me good treats as I yell at her long enough. Oh and she is cruel because she brought the other 3 in to my house.
Snuggles: I love Grandma she cuddles me and gives me treats and yells at my boy when he wont play with me.I love my Grandma
Jealousy: She does the wash and loves my up a little too much sometimes. Oh but she is a good can opener it's all about the food.
Tiger. Screw that lady I want my Dad. She hogs the bed and wont let me chew on her nose.
2007-11-19 07:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by gypsymamma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sdyney (6) I love my "furniture" but I am mad because i dont like kids and we keep getting more of them,,(if i kill one i will be the bad one!)
Marcia!Marcia!Marcia! (6mo.s) Ohh my "furniture" is the best I spent my 1st 4 mo.s in a cage and she and dad rescued me, but she's abit to gushy over me yet and I hear them saying "she's pretty" alot and i know thats means i have done something not so smart!
Rustie (4 mo.s) Ohhhh the "furniture" is great when i feel like a pat i just go up and ask and when i dont feel like a pat...well she does it anyway, shes ok I just wish she'd let me get in the trash can once in a while!
OhhHenryPie (5-6wks) I like both my mom and dad! i am very little but i notice the girls here just walk all over them...I am sure i will catch up soon...
2007-11-19 20:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by whats1more? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iggy: She knows I am her love cat and I particularly need pats when she is busy on the computer. So I annoy her by walking on the keyboard. She treats me well and knows I only eat one kind of food. If she buys me the wrong stuff I knock it off the counter onto the floor and the stupid dog will eat it. lol
2007-11-19 08:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"He's wonderful! Warm, resilient, and has food. Warm-blooded furniture is the best kind! Especially when it feeds me, too! Now, if it would just empty the litterbox and bring in a nice female cat, it would be purrrfect!"
2007-11-19 13:43:38 · answer #9 · answered by Garon Whited 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pumpkin: I love my momma, except she comes home late and I wish I spent more time with her. She has been giving more attention to the kittens and that gets me mad, that's why I peed on her pillow the other day.
Monkey: Ahhh I don't like her, sure she helped me through my childbirth and she takes good care of the kittens but, she never let's us do it anymore.
Smokey: But she's fun to play with and she's very warm at night when I go to sleep next to her.
Kimba: Yeah, and I love her long hair she let's me play with it sometimes, except when I bite too hard and almost pull it out, I think it hurts her because she takes it away from me but she picks me up and cuddles me so I know she's not too mad.
2007-11-19 07:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lynn H 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Finnegan: "I am a blind cat, but I can still "see" that she is a very good person... that is, when she is not running around like a crazy woman .....!!"
Tiger: "Why won't you pet me up already...? Don't you SEE me here, lying on top of your keyboard...? Ugh...!" [*hairball*]
Paco: "ALL I want is ONE freaking cat treat ....! What is wrong with you, lady...? Is food so scarce lately..?"
Buttercup: "PLEASE STOP those other mean cats from attacking me everyday!!! Don't you see them hurting me ...? Why don't you love me more ...???"
Tiger: "Why are there 3 other STRAY cats living here in this house..? Don't you think you have enough hair balls to clean up...?"
Paco: "Don't you love me anymore...?" *meoooow*
2007-11-19 08:07:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋