Hey, I have heard sooo many blonde jokes over the years that I assumed I had heard them all. Here is one my friend just told me that was new to me. Maybe it will be to some of you too and you can have a chuckle. Sorry blond people!!!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?""Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
2007-11-19 07:07:01 · 26 answers · asked by I Can Preach Too! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**~Nice. Real nice!!~~Blonde jokes never get old~~**
BTW--Have a star!!!
2007-11-19 09:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 20:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucked
2007-11-19 15:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao, I'm not even American and I'm smarter than that blonde and thats just so funny
2007-11-19 15:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by wee suzie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha nice thats well funny
2007-11-19 15:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! That was funny
2007-11-19 15:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, good job.
2007-11-19 15:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That blond is more observant that most.
Nice joke.
2007-11-19 15:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before on here but funny. :)
2007-11-19 15:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That is funny!
2007-11-19 15:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋