Steve had to walk to a bus stop every day to catch a ride to go to work. Everyday he would pass a cemetery and see a nun praying over a grave. He got on the bus and greeted Greg, the bus driver. Since Steve took that bus a lot, Steve and Greg became pretty good friends.
Steve said,"You know, I'd like to dress as Jesus and tell that nun to screw me. I think I know a good place to get a costume. She'd fall for it."
So after work Steve bought the disguise, put it on, and went to the cemetery and saw the nun still there.
Steve said,"I am the Lord thy God. If you love me, have sex with me."
Nun,"Ok, but do it in the back I want to remain a virgin."
Steve agreed and they did it. When they finished Steve took off the disguise and said,"Hehehe, I'm just Steve."
Nun,"Hehehe, I'm just Greg."
2007-11-19 06:48:11 · 10 answers · asked by Mr Geek 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It made me laugh.
Cute joke.
2007-11-19 07:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny I guess, but doesn't really make since, why is Greg at the cemetery everyday dressed up as a nun?
2007-11-19 14:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes good, but it could be funnier, try looking on resolved questions on yahoo answers if you really want some really funny jokes, but your joke is good.
2007-11-19 14:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but... how could Greg be in two places at the same time?
2007-11-19 15:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol~
ive heard this joke so many times but still funni!
xx
2007-11-19 14:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz roflmao!
that is a funny joke!
2007-11-19 14:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by l.....l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowow das funy!! wer u get dat from??
2007-11-19 14:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by La_nena_boricua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny.
2007-11-19 14:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there been more better jokes
2007-11-19 14:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really
2007-11-19 14:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by >>e<< 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋