Creative ways to take revenge upon your mother in law?

Question

First: I DONT want to take revenge upon someone, in fact i'm single. I'm just asking something for curiosity. I dont like hurting people...
Ok. suppose that ur in-laws are really bad with u and with ur spouse, that they only want money, not even a call to ask if u are ok, they just call when they need money, other wise, they forget about ur spouse and u. Suppose that they lie, create gossip, etc. they are really bad. How do u take revenge if u could? In a creative way plz, thanks.

Answer 1

be mature and not let it bother you (best revenge)

Answer 2

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, sounds like my Grandmother. She does exactly what you are discribing.

What I do is have as little contact as possible. As for creativity...in one of Julie Garwood's books which is set in Scotland the clan has a little game they like to play. Just the women give a nickname to someone that sounds like a compliment but, they mean it sarcastically. So, when they call the main character of the book Courageous, they are actually calling her a coward. So, the main character, pretending she does not know of this game turns the tables on them by telling the instigator of this game that the women have a nickname for her...it is Pure.

So, there is the most creative revenge I can come up with. Otherwise I would talk to your spouse and the both of you need to decide what you want to do. Cut off contact, call them on the carpet about it or ignore it...it is up to you.

Answer 3

Grasshopper revenge is never an option because of a little thing called Karma. If they are really that type of people then just tell them you don't have money when they call. Change your number and go on about your business.

Answer 4

The best thing you can do is talk your husband into moving away from them. Then they won't know as easily that you have extra money or a nice home. Some people feel they are entitled to anything you have worked to earn. Discuss this with your husband because it isn't going to end. They will continue to live beyond their means and lower your standard of living. It will eventually break up your marriage. Set limits for them and that's it. Then give them the number of Social Services.

Answer 5

If you are truly honest in your declaration of not wanting to hurt anyone, then revenge is out of the question. You have to be yourself and allow
others to be themselves. Just think how cruel the world would be if everyone took revenge on everyone they disagreed with or had a different agenda. Do yourself a favor...rise above that...spend more time creating good will and good will will happen to you.

Answer 6

You just stop talking to them. When they call start in with your own sob story, Like, we are so broke that we are going to have to ask a family member to borrow money or put up collateral so we can get a lone. Tell them that your phone is going to be disconnected in a few days and do they have any money to loan you. They will stop calling. Tell them that you are going to have to start asking them for transportation. They will stop calling as much. Secondly maybe stop answering the phone to them if you have a I.D. caller. remember, where there is a will, there is a way. I promise misery doesn't like company.

Answer 7

If it was me I would bascially come right out and tell them how I felt. It's kind of a hard situation to revenge. Tell them they get no more money and if they want to salvage any part of a relationship with you that they need to grow up. If they can't respect that decision that screw them. Maybe it's not worth it!

Answer 8

Why are you giving away money to these people? I would forget about subtle revenge and just out and out tell them the bank has dried up. They can have another "loan" when they have paid back the last one!!!!

Answer 9

Well you know, the best revenge is living well.
That means go about your own business and don't let others affect your life so bad that you feel you have to put your energies into getting back at them.

Answer 10

I am one of those fortunate people that would nip it in the bud before it happened and if it did i would just tell them to 4coff throw a tin of gloss up the front of the house sugar in fuel tank or break every window in the house

Answer 11

You may give her a parfume as "your like of her"
that has a willfully repellant scent .
Such as Elizabeth Arden's that smells like decomposing dead, even sold in a casket shaped bottle.
She will shop less , and needs less money because of her smell makes her to lose her friends, etc.