Three men at the doctors. One is a drinker, another a smoker and the third is gay.
The doctor tells them if they don't stop their bad habits they will die.
On the way home they pass a pub, and the drinker says I need a drink. I don't care if I die. With that he has a drink and drops dead.
The other two continue on. The smoker spots a still burning cigarette butt on the floor.
The gay man says''If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead.''
2007-11-19 06:20:45 · 23 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Never heard that one before. Good One!
2007-11-19 06:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 12:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like any guilt-inducing joke, it's a tad offensive with a whole lot of funny. Kudos. :)
2007-11-20 01:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Frosty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being gay is a bad habit? That is not offensive at all.
2007-11-19 07:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2016-04-04 22:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've already heard that, but it's good joke.
2007-11-23 05:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.
2007-11-19 06:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah awesome
2007-11-19 06:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.....
2007-11-19 06:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-19 06:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by emma_undoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋