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How does he go to the bathroom if he hasn't seen it before? Doesn't that mean it doesn't exist? Does he poop on the floor?

2007-11-19 06:06:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

31 answers

A truly spiritually enlightened question.

2007-11-19 06:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

An alternative would be to ask an employee where the lavatory is, and follow the directions given. There's more reason to believe in the existence of a lavatory than in that of God. All humans need to poo and wee, so it stands to reason that the facilities to do so relatively cleanly will be available all over the civilized world. By following the employee's directions, one will eventually find a lavatory. However, this does not happen when one folllows a preacher's directions to God. So your analogy sucks balls.

2007-11-19 14:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by Scumspawn 6 · 0 0

I'm going to make a name for this argument. The whole thing that there are ANY atheists in the world who think, just because we can't see something, it doesn't exist. Because I dare say no one has ever met one.

But it wouldn't matter much to me, I'm sure if I pooped on the floor of Wal-Mart, you'd be the one working there and cleaning it up...

2007-11-19 14:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Just about every Walmart has a restroom. I'm sure the person would have seen one before and make the inference that most Walmarts have restrooms, as most people reasonably do.

2007-11-19 14:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by Persephone 6 · 0 0

Well at least one would be able to eventually find the restrooms at a Walmart. Still waiting to find proof of the Gods.

2007-11-20 15:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What a pathetically stupid argument.

Even if you don't know where the bathroom is you know one exists. It wouldn't be difficult to find or ask someone where it is and they can literally show it to you. No theist or deist can show God to an atheist.

2007-11-21 00:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by RaisedByWolves 3 · 0 0

Atheists don't shop at Walmart. Do some personal research before you ask these stupid questions.

2007-11-19 14:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by jetthrustpy 4 · 0 0

I have never met an atheist who has never seen a bathroom before.

Since he has proof that bathrooms exists, he does not deny the fact that bathrooms exist even when he can't see them.

I bet this question seemed a lot wittier before you posted it... it must have.

2007-11-19 14:10:18 · answer #8 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2 0

Dear God. This is the most illogical thing ever.

Are you saying the God put toilets in Wal-mart? Or are you simply saying that if you learn from experience, you can't be an atheist? What?

2007-11-23 07:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Todd 1 · 0 0

I look for a SIGN from above!

Usually it says MEN.


But mostly, I realize that having an upset stomach doesn't make me defecate. I know what my organs are and what their function is because I've read something other than the Bible.

2007-11-19 14:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Apparently school is out for the holiday? Maybe I'll just logg off until next Monday.

2007-11-19 14:14:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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