A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?”
The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, “There are three things a man wants in life:
1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town;
2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and
3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along…”
2007-11-19 06:04:15 · 17 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is one of the most funniest jokes ever!
2007-11-19 06:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-19 06:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just got my laptop back on line and just got 40 odd jokes of u love them but am gonna b a wile reading them i have no dought that am gonna pi## my self when i do nice one lmfao sorry i didn't replay but my laptop packed up sorted now so gotta go and cach up c yhe
2007-11-19 06:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-11-19 07:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. lol
2007-11-19 06:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-19 06:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Yorkshire Gurlie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, very funny......hahaha......
Next time encourage her to have a C-Section........
2007-11-19 06:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that is too funny!!! Star
2007-11-19 06:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by girlie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-11-19 08:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
hahahaha'
10/10
star
2007-11-19 12:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋