he said...i can do better than that so he created the woman ! :D
2007-11-19 05:08:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it`s a joke !! don`t use it to support your beliefs
2007-11-19 05:14:08 · update #1
nice....add enforcement :)))
2007-11-19 05:16:36 · update #2
am enforcer sorry =)))
2007-11-19 05:18:49 · update #3
Good Joke, though not a lick of truth to it, but still..a good joke.
2007-11-19 05:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
That became stupid. God created Eve from one among Adam's ribs, and is the reason why we've much less ribs than women, and Adam choked on the apple, and is the reason why adult adult males have adams apples. Your humorous tale would not clarify why adult adult males have extra boobs than women, because of the fact adult adult males don't have extra boobs than women.
2016-10-17 06:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created woman first and she had 3 breasts. He said to the woman, "Is there anything that I can change for you, my child?"
She said, "Yeah. Could you please get rid of this middle breast?"
God snapped his fingers and it was done. The extra breast was given to Eve as a keepsake. While holding the third breast in her hand, she asked "what am I going to do with this useless boob?"
And so, God created man.
2007-11-19 05:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He created woman to be a companion and helper to man, to complete him. "it is not good for man to be alone". alhtough created equally in perfection He ordained different roles for a male and a female. Man throughout the centuries have many times faltered in their role as protector of woman as woman has in her role as companion and helper of man.
still many of us in this century still dont get it.
jokes that imply falsehood about God are really not that amusing
EDIT: as you can see from the answers it simply allows others to add their own version of disrespect for Our Creator.
btw i am catholic as well as a woman
2007-11-19 05:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by Orita 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hm, I prefer this version:
When god created man, she was only joking.
2007-11-19 05:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by Ray Patterson - The dude abides 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10 points to urself for the correct answer :)
2007-11-19 05:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he created emotions, which completely destroyed the woman.
2007-11-19 05:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
And thus, god was proved fallible.
If he hadn't created the woman...he probably wouldn't have needed to rest on the 7th day.
2007-11-19 05:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
dont believe in god but yes he did much better--i dont enjoy sleeping alone---just my thoughts-smile and enjoy the day
2007-11-19 05:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Amen!
2007-11-19 05:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋