A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go.
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!
Thanks
2007-11-19 04:13:51 · 8 answers · asked by Vanka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,10/10, star,brilliant.
2007-11-19 05:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 12:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*laugh out loud *good one 100% A+
2007-11-19 12:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
2007-11-19 12:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drive carefully.lol
2007-11-19 12:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! 100!!!!!
2007-11-19 12:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by martin7o2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!! Great joke.
2007-11-19 12:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-19 13:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by alexis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋