If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
Thanks for reading it!!!
2007-11-19 04:07:51 · 5 answers · asked by Vanka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
2007-11-19 04:08:50 · update #1
ja ja ja thanxs 4 da laugh
2007-11-19 04:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 12:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, hilarious.
2007-11-19 13:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i like them all lmao
2007-11-19 12:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!
2007-11-19 12:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by martin7o2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋