1.Did you know that studies have indicated that diarrhea is actually a hereditary disease?
Yep… It runs in the jeans!
2.What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!
3.What did Mother broom say to Baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
4.This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand and told the teacher he had to use the bathroom really bad. She said ok well let me hear your ABC 'S first so he started saying them " A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z and the teacher said that 's great but where 's the P at he said it 's running down my leg!
2007-11-19
04:06:53
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