and will you just DO it please! For the love of GOD! Don't you breeders realize that some of us have hangovers on sunday mornings?--Just because you had an accident and now have no lives doesn't mean the rest of us should have to suffer
2007-11-19 04:02:58 · 11 answers · asked by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Put them in handcuffs and place duct tape over their mouths.Then tie them to the pews.Kids should be seen and not heard.
2007-11-19 04:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah whatever..looks like someone is still upset at being rejected by the Sisters of Mercy! clearly you are atheist.
Jesus message is for all peoples, children is included in this category believe it or not. the church i attend has a sound proof room for carers with children if they feel uncomfortable about their children's "noise" distracting others yet they get a great view of the front as well as get to hear everything that is said during the mass. they are just as much a part of the communion of believers.
many choose to keep their children with them in the main area and during mass on several occasions the priest has felt the need to gently chide parents/carers in consistently stemming their child's noises saying "its the only way they know how to give praise to God"
i am catholic. i agree with him.
not that you care about attending church right? your question implies you're an idiot and most likely an embarrassment to your parents.
Edit: my apologies for assuming so much here about yourself however its obvious your question is not genuine..hint: "you breeders" implies a loathing for motherhood and in effect you shame your mother
2007-11-19 12:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Orita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they are disobedient, I put them in a cage and drag that cage out into the town square so that they may have public humiliation, praise the Lord Amen.
2007-11-19 12:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ian 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I for one do not bring them along, they stay in the closet while I worship
2007-11-19 12:08:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let them carry their cellphones in vibration mode. You will say they are too good to be true.
2007-11-19 12:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by rams 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scare the crap out them with stories about Hell.
2007-11-19 12:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
leave them at home because they probably don't want to be there to begin with.
2007-11-19 12:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rebel I hand them comic books the bible version
2007-11-19 12:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ball gags.
2007-11-19 12:12:05 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theyre married...i go alone...My church has a grreat nursery..
2007-11-19 12:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋