A Nun & a Soldier
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
2007-11-19 03:55:05 · 31 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there's this kid stealing ALL of your jokes! we must stop him!
you are the master<3
star for you<3
2007-11-19 09:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-19 12:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG my wee tail has fell off with all that laughing, star on it way dude.
Nessie
2007-11-19 12:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right Worth a star
2007-11-19 12:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that's a great one. I'll definitely be passing that one on to my friends for a laugh :)
2007-11-19 12:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by muggle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! The Old ones are the best!!!
2007-11-19 11:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that's hilarious. I gave you a star :)
2007-11-19 12:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny go on then have a star
2007-11-19 12:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 have a star :-)
2007-11-19 12:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by i love anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye, worth a star. very funny
2007-11-19 12:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by joe k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋