There is a blond at her office and she recieves a phone call saying her father had died earlier that morning. She was very upset and her boss ran into the room saying, "That's terrible! You don't have to stay here, it's not right. Go home, comfort your family." The blond says between sniffles, "No but thankyou for the offer. I'll stay here and try to keep my mind of it." After lunch the blond's boss comes in to check on her. He is most shocked when he sees her more upset that she was earlier that same day. "What's the matter?!" asked the boss in a shock. "Well I just called my sister, and her dad's died too!"
2007-11-19 03:52:55 · 21 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha pmsfl love it fu#king hell u r so gud hahahaha
2007-11-19 06:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad died over 30 years ago - I was 12 at the time. I did go through a phase of pretending that my whole life was actually a dream, and that I would wake up and everything would be back to normal. That took nearly a year, so maybe you are reaching that point now. I still miss him, you know. I miss him because I never knew him as anything other than "Dad". We never went for a beer together, he didn't get to see any of my minor triumphs like playing for the school team or passing my exams. Of course, he wasn't there to give me any advice as I grew up. On the other hand, we never argued. He couln't call me a long haired hippy wierdo or anything like that. You have to get on with your life though, sweetheart, because you are still here, and you carry part of him with you. Live your life as if he were still watching you, and make sure he would be proud of you. There is no great harm in just asking "Well, dad, how am I doing?" every now and then. You may find, as i did, that you grow up slightly faster than some of your friends, because you will have to make your own choices much earlier than if he had still been around, but that will make you a stronger and more mature person. Please take my very best wishes for your life.
2016-05-24 04:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by renetta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 04:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! 10/10, have a star!
2007-11-19 04:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE blonds!
2007-11-19 03:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh liked that 1 too!
2007-11-19 04:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by joe k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's hialrious!
2007-11-19 03:58:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how sad two in oneday
2007-11-19 07:13:58 · answer #8 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have to say i did laugh lol
2007-11-19 03:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-19 03:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋