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Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

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2007-11-19 03:40:22 · 5 answers · asked by Chris 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I'm from NY so I remember seeing the Amish, they weren't too friendly mostly because of how badly they're treated in general, but that is funny :) reminds my a little of weird Al Yankovich, bravo.

2007-11-19 03:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0 0

Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a condominium in a brand new housing progress and a girl spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computing device I have visible in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combination of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and many others. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will devour it!" She stated, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not obtained the vigor on but!"

2016-09-05 09:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-19 04:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-11-19 03:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by sunshine 1 · 0 0

lol star!

2007-11-19 08:13:22 · answer #5 · answered by bitten_pink 3 · 0 0

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