I'd like objective opinions, since mine would be, ya know, subjective. Or something.
2007-11-19 03:33:28 · 19 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
It was actually one of the borderline-overweight yenta secretaries here - I was in the employee lounge trying to read some of the paper and... holy lord.
So, would said forearm smash be justified?
2007-11-19 03:38:45 · update #1
Rune: It was just a normal glazed Dunkin Doughtnuts doughnut. Maybe it had some kind of jelly filling or whatever. But still...
2007-11-19 03:55:33 · update #2
Linz: Eye to eye, ladyfriend. Eye. To. Eye.
2007-11-19 04:05:04 · update #3
Well, her face was definitely raping said doughnut.
2007-11-19 05:14:23 · update #4
no, the only remedy would be a palm butt upward from the chin. fast and smooth, the only way to get it over with quickly.
2007-11-25 11:59:30 · answer #1 · answered by the evil1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No! My husband and I are both food moaners. We try to restrain ourselves though especially in public.
It's weird to food-moan when you're in the company of others that you don't know well. You can food-moan alone or with friends, but it's best not to do it at work.
So in your case, a sarcastic rejoinder might be in order, but let's pass on the physical violence. At least for now.
EDIT: I forgot to ask - was it a Krispy Kreme? Because that's an automatic pass to food-moan no matter the surroundings.
EDIT#2: Ok, she has no excuse for f-ming in that case, IMHO. I admit I'm a donut snob, but still....but I can still think of tons better things to do in response. Like moaning back for starters.
2007-11-19 03:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Only if the doughnut is plain (glazed) and not at least covered in Chocolate
2007-11-19 03:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ugh my abdomen merely twitched with nausea thinking some dozen donuts being shoved into that small crevice. you are able to take your dozen o donuts day, yet I shall bypass. in case you permit me suck the custard out of one of them and lick the chocolate off the precise, i'd be lots obliged haha
2016-12-09 01:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by ferranti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say the moaning is justified because A: donuts rule and B: especially if it's of the filled variety and C: because donuts rule
2007-11-19 11:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dear Lord...Munchkin abuse.
Those Dunkin' Donuts donut hole treats are called Munchkin's
2007-11-19 04:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If you are making moaning sounds while eating a donught around a diabetic or a person who's had his jaw wired shut due to dental work, then...yeah.
2007-11-19 03:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Oh god yes. That would be like chewing with your mouth open. Anybody that I know who does that gets stiff-armed in the forehead. They learn not to eat like that around me.
2007-11-19 03:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by woundedblackroses 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Only if you are touching yourself while eating. If so...The forearm is much too soft..I would go with the elbow.
2007-11-19 03:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol...maybe she has some kind of disorder that makes he moan while eating donuts...or it just reminds her so much of when she has sex
2007-11-19 04:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by CinnamonGirl777 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋