In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
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2007-11-19 03:24:35 · 11 answers · asked by Chris 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star if funny!
2007-11-19 03:24:55 · update #1
I loved this one. Thanks for the laugh
2007-11-19 03:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 12:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2007-11-19 11:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by doglover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was just not funny.
2007-11-19 12:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2007-11-19 11:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by cobanalee.solomon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee i love liar - oops i mean lawyer - jokes!!
2007-11-19 11:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hated it. I was not amused at all.
2007-11-19 11:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by The News Comic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it sucked.
2007-11-19 16:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by jibrateesolomon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha lol
2007-11-19 12:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by __ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, *.
2007-11-19 12:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by count olaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋