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Before he went home after a night duty, the guard told his boss not to go on a plane trip in the afternoon because that night he dreamt of a tragedy that will happened. The plane will crash and no one will survive. The boss cancelled his trip. True, the plane crashed. So the boss summoned the guard to his office, thanked him profusely, gave him a bonus and fired him.
Question: Why did the boss fired the guard who saved his life?

2007-11-19 03:17:37 · 11 answers · asked by Boomer 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

If he dreamt that night, he must have been sleeping on the job.

2007-11-19 03:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 4 0

because the night guard was sleeping on the job.

2007-11-19 05:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by BiG Stylin 5 · 0 0

Because the guard placed the bomb.

-MM

2007-11-19 03:24:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the guard was sleeping on the job.

2007-11-19 03:21:59 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 2 · 2 0

Because he was sleeping on the job- he had a night shift and had this dream the previous night.

2007-11-19 03:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

The guard set the bomb? Not sure! Nice one! Tell us the answer! ^.^

2007-11-19 03:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Brittany E 1 · 0 0

because the guard blew up the plane?

2007-11-19 03:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony C 6 · 0 2

If you are interested in IQ's, shouldn't you improve your grammar? (that will happened)? (Why did the boss FIRED the guard)?

2007-11-19 03:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by JiveMan 2 · 0 2

he was sleeping on the job

2007-11-19 04:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by altonbush 4 · 0 0

maybe the guard was sleeping on his job......................you tell us.

2007-11-19 03:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by @@ye$#@...... 3 · 0 0

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