The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
Pls star it you liked it. Thx.
2007-11-19 02:41:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty funny
2007-11-19 02:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-11-19 02:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Jay's Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2007-11-19 02:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before It has been out a while but still brings a smile to my face!!
2007-11-19 02:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by RENEE915 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Star for you.
2007-11-19 02:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke i hope the guy the bartender well
2007-11-19 02:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by ditty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I've heard it before, but it's funny as all buggery!
Star for you!
2007-11-19 02:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke very funny.
2007-11-19 02:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by G Detroit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-11-19 02:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by Shadow Knight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-19 02:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by WiseGal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke was ok.
2007-11-19 03:02:23 · answer #11 · answered by sunshine 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋