Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been
married for twelve years.
When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back
yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her
unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,
and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing
him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him
why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that
he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the
vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walter
2007-11-19 02:28:15 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. Well I guess she wont have to worry about walking home and catching her husband banging the neighbor lady if she follows Walter's advice.
2007-11-19 02:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you haven't notice, all the people that are laughing are girls except that faceless picture person. I don't find that funny(ROFL) i feel that it is a disgrace to male(hahhahh) and i wish you would not post these kind of stuff anymore(not).
p.s not all guys are dumb, There are a lot of guys who are smart. I could list a hundred. Number one, Bill Gate, number two... uh Me. forgets number 3
2007-11-19 11:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Black Ninja12 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
that is sooooo funny, it just shows how stupid guys are! hahahhahahahahahahahahaha!
2007-11-19 10:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by angelove<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pls marry me!!! hope it helps. *muacks*
2007-11-19 10:48:53 · answer #4 · answered by ray y 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, made me laugh
2007-11-19 16:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by bitten_pink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Guys are stupid!!!
2007-11-19 10:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by <<LIZARD>> 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-19 10:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know i really do not know!!!
2007-11-19 10:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is so f*ckin funny! lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes a dumb a*s!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-19 10:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋