there was a millionaire that had a dumb and ugly daughter,that he wanted to marry off.she was so ugly he decided he would pay someone to marry her.so he stood on the side of the street and asked the 1st man "will u marry my daughter for 1 million dollars?"and showed the man a pic of her he said"no way"well,a second man(that was very poor) came down the road and he asked him if he would marry his daughter he said "no"and started to walk off then he thought of what he could do with all that money so he asked to see the picture again,and said"well i gueess i could put a bag over her head"
a few years later the man decided to build a house with the money and he and his wife where on the roof putting shingles on and he told her" get me the hammer", since she was slow and would not forget she walked off saying" get him the hammer,get him the hammer",and brought him the hammer.he said "get me the nails "so,she walked off saying" get him the nails,get him the nails "and brought him the nails.
2007-11-19 01:28:58 · 16 answers · asked by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he then raised the hammer to hit the nail and yelled "oh,*uck!"she got up and walked off saying"get him the bag,get him the bag"
2007-11-19 01:30:18 · update #1
for those who dont understand this ,
the guy said he gueesed he could put a bag over her head (for during sex)
2007-11-19 01:44:45 · update #2
Well. That's a good joke. You said it subtly, but without saying it.
In India, there is one proverb for such occasions. It is a lot crude, but it goes well with such occasions. It is 'Cover the face and enjoy'
A joke, though it is crude, will be a classic when the crude part of it is suggested indirectly, just as an innuendo is more effective in rivalry.
Thanks. It is a neat joke, perfectly told.
2007-11-19 03:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 06:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. You get a star(= Good work
2007-11-19 11:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by loves_the_beach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 01:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
oh wow thats really good i just got it
for the people who dont get it the daughter forgot to put the bag over her ugly face
2007-11-19 01:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by meri 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
it's kinda funny but sorta in a sad mean nasty way *shrugs*
2007-11-19 01:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda dumb
2007-11-19 02:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, needed a laugh this Monday morning
2007-11-19 01:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by CAM 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats really funny! starred!!
2007-11-19 01:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Popular 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some men!!
2007-11-19 02:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by Marie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋