Why didn't God stick his Knowledge of Mass Disruption into a Walnut? Then Eve would have broken her teeth eating it, but at least she wouldn't be homeless.
2007-11-19 01:17:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*snicker* Thank you I came very close to decorating my puter screen with my coffee. The mental image was wonderful. Hey, she might have invented the first curse words as she was spitting out teeth.
2007-11-19 01:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So Landlord God is guilty of throwing innocent tenants out into the street and into the world (wilderness) of homelessness?
Isn't there a law against that?
2007-11-19 09:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make an excellent point my adorable little kitten. I LOVE cats! *lol* I don't think it would have been as tempting though, as a big, red, juicy apple. I try not to think about too hard, I have more trivial day to day concerns to ponder over.....
2007-11-19 09:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or! or! or!...a piece of fried chicken, at least there would have been a good reason to eat it then!...Nobody can resist the colonel!
2007-11-19 09:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That would only last until someone invented a nutcracker.
2007-11-19 09:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by KC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a very good question.
I like you, because you are funny
2007-11-19 09:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by AwesomeJoeKnows 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Dno3r_rcqpU
2007-11-19 09:35:53 · answer #7 · answered by Frau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why bother creating it at all?
2007-11-19 09:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If she had, you wouldn't be here asking dumb questions like that
2007-11-19 09:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by Mary F 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋