2007-11-19 00:24:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
On a pancake.
2007-11-19 00:32:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
To all the ones who put these snide little answers to this question. One day you will see Him in all his Glory. You will stand before Him and God the righteous Judge. You will know exactly where he is then because you won't be able to hide. But back to your question He sits at the right hand of the Father. Ever making intersession for His children. That's all the ones who have heard His voice and called upon Him to save them. So you keep on with your little remarks and try to be so cute in the world of YA, But someday if things don't change in your life, you'll remember this. For eternity you will remember these words warning you to seek for Him in the right way. to beg Him to come to where you are and ask Him for forgiveness. Oh! yes now you all will say well that's a nut. But at least this nut is trying to help you, and your eternal soul. A lot of you may have gone too far already I don't know, Maybe that why your so mad all the time. But be careful God will not always allow the sacrifice that Christ made on the cross to be trod upon.
2007-11-19 08:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by thornfieldaffens 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is alive and at the right hand of the Father.
2007-11-19 08:34:59 · answer #3 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Waiting in Heaven for his Father to tell him that it is time to come back to Earth... because not even Jesus knows when he is suppose to come back!
2007-11-19 08:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus needs to be in your pants, saving you from SIN! Cover up those sinful buttocks or you will be going straight to HELL!
2007-11-19 08:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Guitar Jesus is here
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2007-11-19 09:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's at my house, didn't you hear?
We had a kick *** party last night and he got wasted and passed out on my floor.
2007-11-19 08:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by LadySingsTheBlues 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Playing tennis.
2007-11-19 08:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think I saw him waiting outside the Home Depot.
2007-11-19 08:30:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
In line waiting for Hanna Montona tickets......
2007-11-19 08:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by Blue-eyed Stranger 3 · 5⤊ 3⤋