If I Started A Church, Would You Come?

Question

Assuming you lived close enough....


my sign will say

"The First Church of Duane"
"No Prejuduce, No Hate, Just Icecream/Frozen Yogurt and Good Friends Every Sunday Morning"

on the contrary, football season would be revered above all others, I would invest in some big screens, and have all games playing inside the church...

Lojic: you're welcome to pass, there are no consequences for "not coming" smile and enjoy your day

arewethereyet: yes, there may be growing pains, but I think it's a noble effort, and a noble concept...

Rico: you missed the point, I'm not a god, I never claimed to be a god...I think we should "worship" the spirit of friendship, and acceptance...

When I was catholic, church was at 11:00 am, but my church will have no specific time, simce there will be no organized prayers, just different people coming in and striking up conversations...

Cleopatra: Clubs are profitable organizations, and they are exclusive..

my church will be non-profit, and will be inclusive, like a church should be...

that, and we'll have a cool building like a lot of churches...

You're welcome to come Jesussaves, we don't discriminate by religion, does your religion discriminate against other churches?

darth cheney: we don't dictate morality, we just ask that you are courteous and respectful of other people

Answer 1

well, i'm not much of a football fan, but i'm definitey in for the frozen yogourt and good friends!

Answer 2

Sounds like things that already exist. I think however it would be hard to come out with something new unless you had really had some profound deep teachings and leaders. Even than it would take a while. I think people tend to find more respect for something that is of old than something new in this category. So maybe if you start it 2000 years from now people can be knocking on doors saying convert to Duane! HA

Answer 3

"No Prejuduce, No Hate, Just Icecream/Frozen Yogurt and Good Friends Every Sunday Morning"

That sounds idealistic, but just wait until a line forms for the ice cream and someone complains because someone else cut in line, and those on the staff feel they should get priority scoops and the handicap complain because they want their own line and the government wants you to file 300 forms to prove you are a non-profit organization and the neighbors around you complain that you are making too much noise.

Answer 4

Columubus got here in 1492, no longer 1642. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (aka Mormons) replaced into prepared in the early 1800s, greater advantageous than one thousand years after the migration of those stated in the e book of Mormon to the Americas. The contributors of the church did no longer pass west till the mid-previous due 1800s. there have been no LDS church homes in the Americas because of fact there replaced into no LDS church.

Answer 5

Can I have the Seasonally Exclusive "Peppermint Stick" icecream? I love that stuff, but it's only out around the Holidays. If so, I'm so there.

Oh, and maybe change that to "...Every Sunday Noonish"

I like to sleep in on the weekends.

Answer 6

If you made it Sunday evening then maybe.
No Scrap that, make it Monday mornings, so I could go take them off work and they couldn't stop me because that would be against my "freedom of religion" or some B.S.... that would rule!

Answer 7

Sounds like fun. I could use some frozen yogurt on a Sunday morning as long as it doesn't interfere with football. :)

Answer 8

Yes, but only if we watch the British premier league soccer.lol
sure ill come :)

Answer 9

Ice cream? I'm there!
Football? Well....as long as you promise to have concerts, too, I guess I could suffer through football! (lol)

Answer 10

You can't bribe me with free icecream. I'm on a diet.