An old lady is having trouble with her pet dog snoring every night and keeping her awake. So she goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll over and stop snoring.
The next night her dog is snoring so she gets a red ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis. His snoring stopped.
Later on that night her dog is snoring again, so she gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis, and he stops snoring.
The next morning the dog wakes up, looks down at himself, and says: "I don't know what kind of freaky perverted dog-show this women entered me into last night, but it appears I came in first and second."
2007-11-18 22:34:08 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA---Starred u.
Nice one,txs!!
2007-11-19 19:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 22:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.....what a coincidence. The same thing happened to me! Do you think she was impressed?
2007-11-18 23:13:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I LIKE IT
THATS A NICE JOKE
2007-11-18 22:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really, I did not know that??!!! He he he. Nice to read jokes when melancholic. Thanks for the good laugh.
2007-11-19 13:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
forget the dog , i might try that one on the hubby,,,,,, 10/10
2007-11-18 23:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn it was mind blowing
it blew ma head off
i couldnt stop laughing
very gudd
keep it up.........
2007-11-19 00:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by crazy gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny.
2007-11-19 06:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real funny.Nice.
2007-11-19 12:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-21 04:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋