A Case For Drinking More Beer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and
weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
2007-11-18 21:38:06 · 6 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is know as the buffalo theory. It was on Cheers (the TV show) years ago. Norm Peterson was explianing it to Cliff Claven at the bar.
Still funny. thanks for revisiting it
2007-11-18 23:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by LeeA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 06:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you use something stronger than beer, you'll feel even smarter -- & braver!
2007-11-19 06:18:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
turns lots of people from 4s to 8s as well
2007-11-19 05:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there u go .
take a star '*' for that remark
2007-11-19 06:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-11-19 06:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Deepali Naik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋