Couple of jokes.......any worth a star?

Question

A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for
$10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "That's strange" said the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, "Do you play hockey?" "No" "Do you play soccer?" "No" "Do you play any other physical sport?" "Not at all. I just play bridge with my wife."

Answer 1

Yes, you get my star!!

Thanks for the laughs!!

10/10!!

Answer 2

Hi Jody, The duck dancing was kind of cute,but the bridge game with wife has to go. SORRY..
A Friend,
poppy1

Answer 3

im worth 20 points and 2 stars ! !

Answer 4

Funny! 10!

Answer 5

i know what the bridge guy feels like but one time i was playing poker wife my wife and i beat her hand so she had bet a bl*# j*ob under the table she punched me instead because she found my stash of ace's i had forgot about because of what was supose to happen.

Answer 6

none is worth a star

Answer 7

Very good!

Answer 8

i liked it...tnx

Answer 9

I liked em

STARRRRRRRRRRRR

got more?

Answer 10

LOL