Jomo and the boss?

Question

Jomo is a servant boy ho drinks his boss's wine everyday and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine,decides to buy pastis ( a French wine that changes color if you add water).
Jomo as usual,takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what he drank.
However,soon the after he adds the water the pastis becomes milky.
When the boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Jomo as a thief!!!
At that same time Jomo realised he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.

The boss said to his wife "Cherish,you'll see, he'll ve obliged to acknowledge".
The boss shouted,"Jomo!"
Jomo,"Yes,Boss".
Boss,"Who drank my pastis?"
No answer.

The Boss reiterated his question:still no answer.

Boss,"Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say"yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?"

Jomo retorted that" It's because boss, when you are in the kitchen,you don't hear anything at all,except the name".

Then to prove that Jome lies, the Boss says to him:
"you stay beside Madam,I'll go in the kitchen,and you ask me a question".
Jomo accepted.
The Boss went into the kitchen and Jomo shouted: "Boss".
He answered: "Yes,Jomo".
Jomo continued: "Who goes into the maid's bedroom whin the Madam is not home?"
No answer.
Jomo shouted again:"Boss,I say who made the maid pregnant?"
No answer.
Third time; "Boss I say who made the maid pregnant?"

The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says"Jomo: It is true,you are right,when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name".

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Answer 1

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Answer 2

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

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Answer 5

Good one!!

Well done!!

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Answer 6

well.lol