A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I
see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping.
2007-11-18 20:55:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hop it .lol
2007-11-18 21:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-18 20:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha wonderful...the result was better than what the doctor think of. The doctor learned something out of the blonde. See, blondes have extraordinary intelligence.
2007-11-18 21:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by poorguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 22:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
2007-11-19 05:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!and im blonde!
aint heard that one before lol
gold star!
2007-11-18 22:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by mad_lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe an oldie but goodie joke
2007-11-18 22:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
have heard it quite a few times but still makes me chuckle a little!!!
x
2007-11-18 21:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not exactly falling off my chair, but its hard first thing monday morning, so you get a star award
2007-11-18 23:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ya its pretty cool!
2007-11-18 20:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. not heard this one. lol
2007-11-19 03:18:46 · answer #11 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋