A wee auld wummin from the Gorbals is at a swanky do in the city. She is in the lift of The Hilton Hotel and with her are two very beautiful and regal young women. The first one has a simply devine smelling perfume and our wee auld wummin sniffs the air appreciatively and ask the first young woman what the perfume is: "Chanel No 5, £70 pounds a bottle, John Lewis." she replies with more than just a little disdain in her arch tones.
The old lady turns to the second beauty and asks her about her perfume "Iyves St Laurent Nu, 80 pounds a bottle, Watt Brothers." she responds, even more snootily than the first one.
Just before they reach their floor, the wee auld Gorbals wummin bends over and drops the biggest fart you have ever heard. As the fumes engulf our two majestic young women, who are at gagging point with the stink, our we auld Gorbals wummin says as she departs the lift: "Economy Beans, 6 Tins Furra Pound, Lidls"
2007-11-18 20:54:23 · 4 answers · asked by bubbles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah.
2007-11-18 21:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by ReturnOfTheFly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 06:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a wind up.lol
2007-11-19 05:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-19 05:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋