Two pros. were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told that they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail; just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer,
"How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," The officer smiled
"Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again, figuring he had an easy arrest he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"Two Fallen Angels seeking Peter -- $50.00."
2007-11-18 20:24:31 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.......GOOD ONE PD!!
2007-11-21 04:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice word Management
2007-11-19 20:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by Skudy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. That was a good one. 10/10. A very appropriate example of how one can say something "bad" in a nice way...like in a "break up."
2007-11-19 13:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 23:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one,keep it up.
2007-11-18 20:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by money4richer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its sound good verbally but is bad ethically!
2007-11-18 20:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Bheeshma Pitaah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can cheat the police ,but not yourself.
2007-11-18 21:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by sb 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are smart that they related religion with prostitution!!
good one man ,, keep it on....
2007-11-19 19:14:11 · answer #8 · answered by A's 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should have added "or best offer."
2007-11-18 20:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats good
2007-11-18 20:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...
2007-11-18 20:58:37 · answer #11 · answered by Sophia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋