A couple of Yo Mumma jokes...?

Question

Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double
Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample
Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by
Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo momma so black she got marked absent at night school
Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby

I got these over the weeks of watching yo momma on MTV.. In Australia it's been taken off air for some reason but yeah i think their the funniest!

Buddy, uk person, there is one "racist" joke, and it's not to be taken seriously. Lighten up

Answer 1

Those are funny haha

I heard one that goes...yo momma so fat, when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck halfway...

its probably an old one but its always a crowd pleaser

Answer 2

enable's get off mothers, 'reason I merely have been given off yours. Which sexual place produces the ugliest toddlers? Ask your mom! Yo mama's so gruesome, while the terminator mentioned "i'm going to be returned" he left working. Yo mama's so gruesome, her delivery certificates exchange into an apology letter from the condom production facility. Yo mama's so gruesome, she appears like she's been in a dryer crammed with rocks. Yo mama's so gruesome, she appears like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a fork. Yo mama's so gruesome, she appears like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a song cleat. Yo mama's so gruesome, she's uugly. I had to function yet another u `reason u is gruesome too!

Answer 3

Pretty funny. 8/10!

Answer 4

sorry american Humour not well received in U K
too racisist I,m afraid

Answer 5

ok g8