Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.
The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag...
"When his eyes fell upon Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks. "Little Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart."
Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart." After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?" "Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie!"
2007-11-18 19:10:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good old grandma
2007-11-18 19:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird
2016-05-24 04:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 22:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww thats cute.. grandma wouldn't lie!
2007-11-18 19:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Just Another One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story! maybe he has a big heart and it sags clear down to his butt?
2007-11-18 19:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by moultensoul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho-ho-ho
2007-11-18 19:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-19 03:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one !
2007-11-18 19:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha how sweet
2007-11-18 22:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don`t you just love him.
2007-11-18 19:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋