Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
if u like it plz add stars,thanx=)
2007-11-18 18:07:34 · 10 answers · asked by muskaan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow....nice jokes for the day.You makes me smiles for a while.Thanks.
2007-11-18 18:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by lancenelson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny English sentences !!!
1. Don't dare talk in front of my back !
2. Both of you three get out of the class !
3. Why are you so late. Say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length !
5. I have two daughters, both of them are girls !!
6. All of you stand in a straight circle !
7. Quiet... The Principal just passed away.
8. Everybody stand lenghtwise..
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here ??
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2007-11-19 02:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by santhosh j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhaha hahahahahha haha hahahahha
oo oohahaha hahahahahahah
now hahaha get the 10 th star from my side
really this one should be the "Best Jokes of the year"
hahahaha
2007-11-21 07:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star 4 you.
2007-11-19 04:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man sits for hours looking at his marriage certificate.
Wife: what r you doing?
Husband: Am looking 4 an expiry date!!
2007-11-19 02:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by mun h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 07:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That last one is especially funny
2007-11-19 02:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by You're Driving Me Crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thankyou for the good laugh
2007-11-19 02:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by JoanD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good joke
2007-11-19 04:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes :)
2007-11-19 02:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Deepali Naik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋