i'm bored..
need stuff to make me laugh..
so funny ones..
anything...
2007-11-18 17:54:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i dont say this but somebody has said this to me...
"i had a dream last night and you were in it - wannah make that dream come true?"
lame.
2007-11-18 17:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by mh.shine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa: I lost my dog.
Sham: Put an advertisement in newspaper.
Santa: Don't be silly. My dog can't read newspaper...
2007-11-19 02:32:36 · answer #2 · answered by santhosh j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do like your eggs in the morning?fertilised or unfertilised
thats a nice top but it would look better on my bedroom floor
2007-11-19 05:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
2007-11-19 02:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by muskaan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy: Your house or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, I go to mine.
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Boy: Have we met somewhere? Like in my dreams?
Girl: Yep, that's why I don't go there anymore.
:)
2007-11-19 03:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by kokeshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Got any raisins?"
...
"How 'bout a date?"
2007-11-19 02:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by Julia S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋