Last night I was walking my dog, THOR, out on a patch of country road. This blue bright light came out of nowhere. I was blinded and must of passed out shortly after. I awoke 7 hours later in a dumpster and THOR was gone. I have the weirdest rash all over my body and it hurts when i make poop. Should I report this to anyone??? Please help!!!
2007-11-18 17:26:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
report your experience to george noory at coasttocoastam.com or search that website for experts on alien abductees
2007-11-18 17:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by LUCKY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's run down the checklist.
1. Rube on a lonely country road. Check.
2. Missing memory. Check.
3. Anal probing. Check.
Sure sounds like an alien abduction. Look in the gov't white pages for MIB.
2007-11-19 01:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly my friends swear they were abducted and they are normal people, so I don't think you're crazy. They said they saw a purple light in the middle of the road and then they looked at the time and had lost like an hour or two. So idk it could happen I suppose. BUT DON'T REPORT IT. LET IT GO.
2007-11-19 01:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by Calista 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!! they will think you are crazy. But you should have the rash looked at. By the way I have a dog named Thor too.
2007-11-19 01:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think...
1) your dog ran away
2) someone anal rap`d ur a$$ hard
3) touched ur body all over, so u got them rashes
4) u passed out from someone slammin u with a flashlight
5) they thought u were dead so they threw u in the dumpster
check the doctors for number 2 + 3
2007-11-19 01:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe when the aliens knocked you out, they took Thor and shoved him up your butt. Now you're pooping Thor Missiles, and no, don't report that to anyone
The Alien
2007-11-19 01:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by yafvoc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try the tabloid magazines, especially the likes of Weekly World News, the Star, or Sun. I'm sure you'd get the front cover, with a lovely "artist's rendition"........
2007-11-19 01:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by Bonnie C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell no bad enough you told everyone on yahoo .
Please don't tell nobody else.
Do you have any close friends because they can get $50 and a bag of potatoes for turning you in.
You wont be left out they gonna give you a nice new white jacket with silver buckles down the back and they gonna put you in a padded room for the rest of your life..................
2007-11-19 02:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by nena_ross 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call FBI and look for Agent Scully and Agent Moulder.
2007-11-19 01:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Baby Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure I mean what police department doesnt like to listen to a good abduction story
2007-11-19 01:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋