Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how
good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver
2007-11-18 17:10:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...
:-)
Hahahaha...
This is awesome. Simply great! Hahahahahichichahahahahohohohahahaha...
Really the first nice one I read today since I logged in 4hrs back!
A star, I must give.
:-)
2007-11-18 18:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! What a way to save on airfare! Wonder if it was a roundtrip 'ticket'
2016-04-04 21:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. starred
2007-11-18 17:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now this one is your best so far! Thanks - I liked it! A star for you!
2007-11-18 17:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 funny!!!!
2007-11-18 17:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by S.T.F.U. already 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha...good one!!!
2007-11-18 17:14:13 · answer #6 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-18 18:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by You're Driving Me Crazy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋