A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
2007-11-18 15:03:57 · 11 answers · asked by Melissa A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny.
2007-11-18 15:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by I know a lil' bit about that 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 13:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-09 01:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew the answer by the 2nd line! Don't sell people short! But for the uninformed I think this was cute!
2007-11-18 17:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that is funny 10/10 and a *
2007-11-18 15:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my grandpa actually did something similar to his congregation
it was amazing
2007-11-18 15:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by jayjay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice...
2007-11-18 15:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny ;)
2007-11-18 15:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by Laura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star for you
2007-11-18 15:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Tennis Lover 23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.........................
2007-11-18 16:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋