When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your
authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.
2007-11-18 14:51:28 · 7 answers · asked by Melissa A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is an official company warning.
Dear Melissa A,
It is against company policy to circulate unauthorized & misleading information about other members of our team. It is also against company policy to use company computers for external emails that are not work related.
Please consider this to be your first & final warning. Any furthur breaches of company policy will result in your instant dismissal.
Signed,
Your line Manager
Memo from Company President.
I wish to advise that Melissa A has been promoted to Vice President Human Relations Department. During her short time in our company Melissa has developed an intuitive understanding of company politics & culture & we look forward to her future contribution.
Please join me in congratulating Melissa A.
Signed by,
Company President
2007-11-22 10:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by 1mango 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just know this is going to anonymously make the rounds at a few offices buildings before it winds up on the desk of some deserving, dictatorial boss. Thanks for sharing! ;-)
2007-11-18 14:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 100!
2007-11-18 14:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost the same thing with parents...
2007-11-18 15:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well how am i suppose to answer that. its more like a joke thing you email people!
2007-11-18 14:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Substitute she for he, and then I'd agree.
2007-11-18 14:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-18 15:33:15 · answer #7 · answered by Laura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋