What I mean is are there any jokes about Michael that aren't making fun of him? I saw one that Thriller used in an answer, but are there any others?
PS. If you are not an mj fan, and you are going to tell me a negative Michael Jackson joke that makes fun of him Do not answer!
2007-11-18 14:41:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jake - I specifically said if you are going to tell a joke about Michael that is making fun of him to not answer this question. Learn how to read.
2007-11-18 14:47:02 · update #1
Yes here's a couple,
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a slot machine?
A: One is something people try to get money out of and one is a machine in a casino!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an Easter egg?
A: An Easter egg cracks under pressure!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-11-18 14:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jokes? How about the jokes' on us all!
Rolling Stone did a cover story on Mr. Jackson many moons ago - he was drawn as a cartoon figure on the cover. Check your local library - and read as follows -
The "secret" in this mag is quite revealing - practically ALL the horror stories you've read about Micheal are untrue - The Jackson Family have one modus operandi - say anything you want, however controversial - just spell the names right.
Micheal knew the success of "Thriller" would be difficult, if not impossible, to match. So - when one reaches said pinnacle of celebrity, one may feel the need to "help the masses" - however weird or morbid his persona may seem, he meant to "communicate" to his audience - something similar, in effect, to the horrors he had witnessed - and hoped to correct, even if he had to take the personal heat.
The article is written in a somewhat primitive form of intelligence operative - I can't disclose it fully. Oh, what the hey -
Read....... my........ lips......cross-eyed.
You get the idea.
2007-11-18 14:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by tony key / tony romero 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't think of any.
However when my friends daughter was quite little about 4 I think she used to walk around shouting Michael Jackson in a silly voice, that was funny and before anyone thinks she was being mean she used to shout it to make me laugh as she knows I like him, she even likes him, but then again her taste in music has always been mature.
2007-11-19 03:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Nicole ♥ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Britney Spears?
- Michael Jackson would never drop his children and he's not mentally sick!
2007-11-19 03:18:30 · answer #4 · answered by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I don't know any positive MJ jokes, but Thriller did give some good ones.
2007-11-19 04:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Manapazza 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When I think of Michael, I just think of nice music, not comedy.
I Cr 13;8a
Ps 122;6
2007-11-18 19:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Awwwwww You mean we can't make jokes about his grotesque nose falling off? OK Michael Jackson is cool! THAT's a joke!
2007-11-18 14:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by The Recycle Queen 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
A joke thats positive about MJ wouldnt really be that funny. I'm a fan of his music but cmon, you know hes wacko lol
2007-11-18 14:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I'm not sure, but his music in the 80's was great!!
2007-11-18 14:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Be 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Who is Michael Jackson?
2007-11-18 14:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋